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1. (blow job) (14252↑, 3469↓)
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach [orgasm] and begin to [cum] swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane. Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)

When I deep throated him , he came instantly. So I drank and licked all the cum off him.

2. (blow job) (4400↑, 1646↓)
When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all. THAT is a blow job.

It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)

Author: Autumn_loves_you http://blow-job.urbanup.com/2986168
3. (blow job) (5215↑, 2616↓)
What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.

Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.

4. (Blow Job) (4412↑, 1954↓)
To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.

David was out of condoms, so Sarah gave him a Blow Job instead.

5. (blow job) (1189↑, 519↓)
The licking, sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dick. The thing most prefered by males apart from intercourse. Results in ejaculation and pleasure for the male.

1. The hot chick gave the guy a blow job in the night. 2. Hey, babe. How about a blow job?

6. (blow job) (1465↑, 793↓)
oral sex upon a man's penis. hurts with braces.

Damn that was a good Blow job, but those braces cut the hell out of me.

7. (blow job) (2452↑, 1803↓)
v. generally oral sex performed on a male.
8. (blow job) (1229↑, 688↓)
what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job? Girl: no, it makes me gag asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun\! girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat. asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things. Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job. asshole: ew, never mind

9. (blow job) (1413↑, 918↓)
A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey\! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.

After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.

10. (Blow Job) (541↑, 129↓)
When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.

I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed. It was the best blow job I had ever had. I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.

11. (Blow Job) (533↑, 185↓)
The act of a man or woman sucking on another man's penis. This act is usually performed by first the man or woman kissing or licking (optional) down the man's abdoman. Next, the man or woman unbuckles the man's pants and pull them down to about above their knees. (This allows people to easier hide what they are doing if they might end up getting caught). Then, the man will pull out his penis. The other woman or man then licks the tip of the (possibly)erect penis. While gently messaging the mans balls the woman or man begins to lightly suck on the head of the penis. The act continues as the other man or woman begins to allow the penis deeper into the mouth and throat. The act usually ends when the man ejaculates into the other man or womans mouth. The recipient of the cum should ALWAYS swallow.

Sue gave jonny a long erotic blow job.

12. (blow job) (455↑, 219↓)
n. what most men prefer to anything, sexual or not.

I would like a [beer], but I would prefer a [blow job].

13. (blow job) (427↑, 241↓)
Activity usually performed by women until they get married.

John: Hey Bob, nice to see you again, it's been a long time.. Bob: Yeah, around 3 years. John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating? Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend. John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right? Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(

14. (blow job) (183↑, 38↓)
when a person (usually a woman) sucks a man's dick i guess guys like it when you swallow there cum idk why but i guess if you want them to be happy you should do it haha

Coming home from work i got a really romantic call from my boyfriend he spoke so seductively i knew something was going to happen. I was so excited that i couldn't wait i sped home as fast as possible. When i arrived home i saw one of the most beautiful sight ever, my boyfriend dylan (he needed a blow job)sitting on the couch rubbed with oil surrounded by candles and flowers. We got right to the point he ripped of my shirt and skirt leaving me with goose bumps he was in a pair of tight boxers as her felt my boobs i began to rub his covered dick i could feel him getting stiff i was feeling wet myself . He took my panties and started to finger my [pussy]but this was about him i took him off me and took of his boxers i oiled up his shaft and [balls] i massaged his tip with my tongue i caressed his balls with such care i knew he was getting pleasure i stroked the length of his cock with my hand while paying special attention to his smooth tip i then started humming on his shaft moving my mouth up and down this went on for a minute when he said go so fast i did i went as fast as i could i even deep throated three times i knew he was getting close by his moaning and groaning in pleasure he began to squirm as his pre [cum] dribbled over my lip and one last thrust and massage of the balls he let out a squeak of pleasure as he cummed his silky warm mess across my [boobs] falling off my tongue

15. (blow job) (225↑, 80↓)
when a guy drops his pants, and a girls gets on her knees.she she opens her mouth and the penis slides in.she moves her head back and forth, toward the mans pubes and back out again, while at the same time using her hand(s) to stroke the shaft of the penis. most guys prefer a girl to deep throat(letting the penis go far down into her throat) which provides extreme pleasure, but isnt necessary to make a guy cum.once a guy reaches his orgasm he will shoot varying amount of cum into the girls mouth, and altho its the most clean way to swallow, most girls can't stand the taste so they spit it out. Its also good that after a guy cums, to proceed with a hand job to make sure he is done doin his business.

"damn john, kobi just gave me the best blow job last nite...drove me WILD\!\!\!"

16. (Blow Job) (376↑, 243↓)
What a woman does to express that the male has a vehicle of substantial value.

Malk bought a BMW, so he got a blow job in the front seat.

17. (blow job) (289↑, 180↓)
A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

Author: Carl J. Maltese http://blow-job.urbanup.com/2365354
18. (blow job) (112↑, 43↓)
When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way: Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing make TONZ of noises once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)

Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE\!

19. (blow job) (113↑, 46↓)
an excellent lip exfoliant ((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft\!"

Author: 1234098756840293 http://blow-job.urbanup.com/3650275
20. (blow job) (95↑, 36↓)
basically sucking a guys dick, best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.

my boyfriend was really horny last week, and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)

Author: \<3 babe alert \<3 ; ox http://blow-job.urbanup.com/3788469
21. (Blow Job) (75↑, 21↓)
We were riding the bus in brazil, and she gave the best look in her face...the look of "I want to suck you dick right here, right now"... I could look in her eyes and see her desire, her eagerness to suck my cock right there and then.We proceed to the back of bus, and she starts to kiss me, and grab my dick... I could feel my balls and prostate trembling... wow the antecipation sure adds to "finale"She starts to whisper softly in my ears..." My pussy is so wet, I want to suck your cock, please put it in my mouth, I want you to cum all over my face"...She licked bit my nipples.slowly making her way down to paradise land.I am as hard as a rock...my balls started to tighten up as she sticks my hard cock farther down her wet mouth. she then spits on head and rubs it all over my hard cock.. she started to lick the head, and move her hand around my dick in a clockwise motion...I was going crazy, my balls were hard as she pressed up agaisnt my ever hard PROSTATE. The fact that we could´ve have been caught by surprise, added to the moment.Finally, my hard cock begin to pulse, and I could feel the cum going all over her mouth and throat, and she stroked it perfectly... I cummed like a fucking horse, all over her mouth... and she spontaneously swallowed every drop of my HOT CUM\!\!\! Wow...that was the best blow job I ever had. She made sure to clean and lick every drop of cum from my dick.

She has the most beautiful mouth, wet tongue and thick lips, making it perfect to lick my hard cock. on this particular day I got 4 blow jobs from her. I am a lucky man as she is addicted to sucking and swallowing every drop of my cum.

22. (blow job) (85↑, 45↓)
guy licks/sucks girl girl licks penis and swallows cum

One day, I came home and my girlfriend was sitting seductively on my couch. I had had a rough day and i didnt feel like doing anything with her. i told her that and she said, "Alright, ill do all the work. ill give u ablow job." She shoved me onto the floor and yanked off my shirt. She Kissed my nipples and soon they were hard. She started to kiss down my abs and slowly pulled off my pants. I turned her over and started dry humping her. I then pulled off her shirt and bra and started rubbing her boobs and kissing them. They were so big. She started to graon, "More, more MORE\!\!" So i took off the rest of her clothes and stuck my erect penis in her vagina. I rode her for a full 5 min. and then turned her over and gave her some anal. I stopped, but she still wanted more and so did I. She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.

23. (blow job) (109↑, 74↓)
Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.

She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.

24. (blow job) (97↑, 70↓)
thing that feels great for guys...girl gets down on her knees and pulls the guy's pants down to about his knees (incase u get caught) and looks at his dick...she then puts it in her mouth...wat i like to do is start by going back and forth...breathing thru ur nose and sucking...then move r hands up to his ass...keep going and occasionally stop for a sec to play with the tip with ur tongue....hell go insane with all the nerve endings there...then keep goin back n forth nd start to pull his pants downa little more...then start to like feel his ass and finger his anus...theres sumthin about the size of a chestnut up in there that will help stimulate him..keep doin this until he cums...then swallow...if hes a good bf or fwb then itll b ur turn...

My friend and I are friends with benefits, and he goes crazy when I give him a blow job, then eats me out really good.

Author: lovefwb.eatmypussyndsuckmytits http://blow-job.urbanup.com/3850142
25. (Blow job) (45↑, 26↓)
What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.

I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his [erect] penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his [penis] sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it. Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.

Author: A very, very, very, sexy woman http://blow-job.urbanup.com/4968831
26. (Blow job) (25↑, 9↓)
When girls lick, suck, and blow on a guy's dick and usually swallows his cum after he ejaculates. Causes very much pleasure to the guy trust me, I know\!

Today was the best Blow jobJ/sex of my life. I was on the couch, when my wife walked in. She jumped on me and her big, luscious lips sucked my face as she unbuttoned my pants. Her cold, small hands crept down my boxers and squeezed my balls. My penis curved up and grew rock hard. She ripped off my boxers and started to slowly lick my shaft in swirly motions. She gently blew on my dick and then started to lick me with her warm, soft tongue harder and faster. Then she deep throated me and i was pleasured to the max...but i didnt want it to ever stop. She started to hum and moan.I began to cum, i just couldn't hold it in, and she didn't gag a bit. She pleasuringly swallowed it up. She released my dick and i ripped off her blouse and unclipped her bra and started feeling her up. yanked off her skirt and stuck my dick in her ass for some fun Then, I stuck my penis in her beauitful pink pussy with a bit of fuzz and hit her g-spot. She began to moan and scream "Ahhh more more more\!"" She orgasmedand was so horny\!. I released my dick and she yelped for more. I rubbed over her boobs in circles and then she pushed away my hands and smoothed her chilly, soft hands over my hard balls giving me the urge to cum again but I held it in for her sake. Finally, she stopped rubbing and we started to make out again. Her wet tongue swirled inside my hot mouth, her minty-strawberry breath making me feel like i was in freaking heaven again.

Author: justhadsexlonelyisland http://blow-job.urbanup.com/5533814
27. (blow job) (43↑, 30↓)
when a girl hooks up with you, takes off your shirt and kisses down your abdomen kissing your nippes and your belly button also than taking off your pants and puts her mouth on your cock and sucks up and down

jen told me she wanted to give me a blow job when i come over her house next time, i went over and went up to her room she told me to lay down on her bed she and i started hooking up then she took off my shirt, kissed my neck and then my nipples she kept kissing down my belly until she got to my belly button where she started kissing that then whe got to my pants and took them off, she started rubbing her hand on my boxers then took those off and started sucking and then i ejaculated and she drank it and licked it all of this is a b

Author: outiebellybuttonlover http://blow-job.urbanup.com/4256498
28. (Blow Job) (17↑, 5↓)
One painful step for girl, one giant, satisfied leap for mankind.

Eve gave Adam a blow job and, well, here we are.

29. (Blow Job) (28↑, 16↓)
A blow job is when a girl, or guy, but most likely a girl will put a mans penis into her mouth. This act of love is determined only by how well the girl can use her mouth to replicate a vagina. A girl must start slow at the head of the penis, then slowly making her way to the base. You must take posession of the area and treat it with care. Make sure that your man never loses the climax of a blow job by often changing your patterns. About halfway through the first go, tongue out the hole in the head of your mans penis. This will not only drive him crazy, it will bring his climax higher. A girl must play with the mans nuts, but she must have fun with them as well. When the man finally loses his control and cums into her mouth, she can either spit the present or she can swallow. An easy way to swallow, as well as make the man go crazy is to ski pthe taste buds altogether by deep throating. She pushes the penis far into her mouth, but this takes practice to relax the gag reflex. After the man loses his climax, he should be able to go a few more times. Remember ladies, you must swallow everything, as it is and always will be tradition. This definition was written by a girl and is a type of guide to other girls on how to give a blow job.

Summer gave David a blow job one night and the next day, David went to school and told his friends, "Damn, I got the best Blow Job ever last night\! She made me cum like 5 times\!"

30. (blow job) (7↑, 1↓)
A sexual act in which a female organism inserts an active male reproductive organ into her oral cavity and using the muscles in her oral cavity to manipulate the nerves in the male reproductive organ until a point where the nerves send signals to the epididymous to release male reproductive cells and other male reproductive secretions through the vas defers. by a series of contractions until the fully nutrient enhanced male reproductive material, or semen, is ejaculated into the oral cavity of the female organism. The female organism then swallows/consumes the male reproductive material and then the male organism looses interest in the female organism.

The girl gave the guy a blow job because she wanted to pleasure the guy.

31. (blow job) (5↑, 5↓)
refers to the act of holding a flute in both hands and blowing it

e.g. did you do the blow job on that pipe?

32. (blow job) (23↑, 27↓)
When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs\!"

33. (blow job) (51↑, 56↓)
A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s. In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ". Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies". Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo." A terrible, terrible band.

Bailey- I just got the new BJ album. Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one? Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.

Author: uwanttruthitellz http://blow-job.urbanup.com/3953015
34. (blow job) (19↑, 25↓)
A job which involves a lot of blowing. E.g blowing out candles in a church

its gonna take a serious blow job to blow out these candles

35. (Blow Job) (7↑, 14↓)
A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of [cocaine] up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.

Lebron and Dwyane bought a ton of cocaine so that they could give each other blow jobs.

36. (blow job) (35↑, 45↓)
is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS\! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD\!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

Author: ILoveSexAndIAmBi http://blow-job.urbanup.com/4060149
37. (blow job) (9↑, 23↓)
if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life if you are the second one then here you go: materials - girl - guy steps 1.- (girl) take off his pants 2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis 3.- (girl) open mouth 4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth) 5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed tips - pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture - keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet - * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories

Dude, I got a [blow job] from your sister last night\! She sucked it hard\!

38. (blow job) (41↑, 58↓)
When you suck a boy's weiner and it's like a party in your mouth\!

That [blow job] was like a giant amazing party in my mouth.

39. (Blow Job) (6↑, 28↓)
When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction. CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself\!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?" Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB\!"

40. (blow job) (40↑, 63↓)
when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

41. (blow job) (55↑, 78↓)
This is when a girl [sucks] the boys dick.

Carolyn was giving Chris a blow job all night long.

42. (blow job) (44↑, 71↓)
when you suck a dudes dick.

omg\! that blow job she gave me last nite was fat\!

43. (Blow Job) (49↑, 77↓)
Something hot girls give for oral simulation.

Tu madre give blow jobs

44. (Blow Job) (6↑, 36↓)
The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

45. (blow job) (42↑, 72↓)
when someone sucks a guy's dick, both guys and girls can give them

My girlfriend was going to give me a blow job today, but she didn't come, so I asked my gay friend.

46. (Blow job) (31↑, 76↓)
Sucking a boys dick.

Last night i sucked drews floppy. blow job i doobed on his flopppy

47. (blow job) (56↑, 107↓)
An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands\!

girl: who wants a round of blow jobs? group of girls: we do\! group of gay guys: we do too\!

48. (blow job) (129↑, 180↓)
simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts

oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then

49. (blow job) (11↑, 63↓)
The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES\!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite\!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT\!

Author: niggerfacetittybates http://blow-job.urbanup.com/4332020
50. (blow job) (207↑, 259↓)
The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.

"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.

51. (Blow job) (20↑, 74↓)
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby) Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear. Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby) Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby) Yo davie Yeah thats my name I'd rather just fuck if its all the same Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.

"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him

52. (Blow Job) (56↑, 137↓)
The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a [ludwig von striceand].

I am feeling SO horny, and i have some extra dynamite lying around... hey jill, wanna blow job?

53. (Blow job) (105↑, 186↓)
The act of bring a cock (penis) to climax, with your mouth.

I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good\!

54. (Blow Job) (20↑, 108↓)
A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job guy2: What the fuck i aint gay guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

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55. (blow job) (379↑, 487↓)
The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.

My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.

56. (blow job) (203↑, 373↓)
Somthing black girls rarely do but are up to doing if complemented alot before hand

John kept pressin me to give him a blow job & I said hell naw, but then he gave me some drinks and kept tellin me how beautiful I was, next thing I knew I was drinking that white boyz cum

57. (Blow Job) (90↑, 630↓)
N. The act of selling or distributing [coke] over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow What you know bout that baby its yo time Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops -Money on my mind (Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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